*Sigh* Classic, just roaming around on Youtube for a new topic for my video. Haha look at this, this channel...well this channel is quite cancerous, you know.
Might actually be video worthy. I mean just fucking look at this guy, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I really want to make a video on this guy now, but my content is quite shit as well.
Oh fuck, how could I forget as long as I mentioned in the video and say "My content is shit as well." that means that nobody can actually criticize me anymore.
Haha, I'm a fucking genius. Time to make a video!
*NFKRZ Intro music plays*
Hello, Blazers, NFKRZ here. Today my third personas are back. Today I'm not purple NFKRZ, I'm not flickering NFKRZ, today I'm the bright city lights background NFKRZ.
Hopefully you enjoy.
Today guys, I just want to discuss a rather serious topic. A lot of YouTubers who watch me will find it relatable.
And a lot of you guys who watch me will also find it relatable.
As you guys know we're all Human. At least I'm assuming that I don't know actually does a lot of people who are fucking humanoid Reptoids like Hillary Clinton watching me.
Hopefully not, but all those guys who are Human and essentially we're all the same in many aspects.
And being the YouTuber that says "true'. You might be fat, you might be ugly, you might be stupid, you might not be able to speak English and all these characteristics kind of relate to me to some extent.
*Awkward Laugh*
*Stomedy's Trademark Retard Laugh*
Yeah, guys you heard that funny joke right here? I just said I'm fat, ugly, and I cannot speak English.
Ha, it's very funny guys right?
This is a very funny trick that's totally not overused and totally not used by every single YouTuber on this platform including me.
Fucking hypocrite.
It's called self-deprecation, self-deprecation is when you know you suck at something or you look pretty bad or you just look very bad at something.
Essentially, you're just turning your negatives into positives.
Inserting your negatives and your own sadness into kinetic wits
Wits....I suck at English I'm sorry.
Self-deprecation is basically the type of humor every creator uses on this website. Not only YouTube creates it, but it stays the same for Comedian's stand up comedy and people like that.
They use and turn their negatives into some kind of laughing matter to show people that "Ha guys I'm so fucking edgy that I can laugh about myself."
"And being able to laugh at yourself is the number one characteristic of a good comedian."
Well, you know guys being the person who uses self-deprecation very often. I would not say it's a good comedic feature.
Rather than that, It's kind of like a way to hide your insecurities and make those points that something people cannot attack you for.
I don't want to roast anybody in this video or call out any people in this video, but I just wanted to give some examples that I have floating on top of my head right now.
For example Zoie Burgher, a person who I don't like very much. But I'm sure she's a nice lady, but she has some kind of a-
FUCKING DICK
I don't even know if that makes sense. Zoie Burgher is making off of her body. Nobody actually cares what she has to say on the internet.
And that is true because it's kind of obvious that the viewer demographic of horny 12-year-olds on Zoi Burgher's YouTube.
They watch her streams for her ass shaking and not for her insightful commentaries on how the other team on Call of Duty is capturing the point B.
That's obviously not what they're watching for.
And Zoie Burgher knows that she's going to say nobody cares what she has to say.
"Who the fuck cares what I have to say?"
"Look at me I don't even know how to refer to the social media service I'm talking about.
"Who the fuck cares what I have to say, honestly-
Zoie knows that exploiting her own body for views is kind of like slutty or whatever.
So she calls her "Hoie Burgher."
Or for example, anything for views and I have nothing against the guy. But I'm just saying that he calls himself a fat cunt very often well because he's probably fat.
*Mostly inaudible* Because he shows his body about the issue quite a lot.
But, just saying that call yourself a fat cunt and presenting yourself in that way is also a mean of self-deprecation.
And you know essentially I might do that myself. Occasionally I would drop a joke saying "Haha guys very funny that I cannot pronounce English properly haha very funny."
This is my second, not native language. Look I pronounce this word differently and not how it's supposed to be pronounced in the dictionary.
*Laughter* I'm so fucking stupid that I can't speak English *Laughter*
*Stomedy's Retard Laugh*
So I use self-deprecation to some extent as well and honestly I just want to stop okay.
I'm kind of tired of it and I just want to list a few of my insecurities so that you guys grasp them very well.
And you guys can get an idea of what topics and what things before I was using the whole self-deprecation recently.
I'm in fact overweight I've got some extra weight on me. I got some puffy cheeks and I got some Cushion for the pushin' as Nicole Arbour recently put.
"I'm not talking about people who have a little bit of cushion for the pushin'."
KILL YOURSELF OH YEAH!
Well, when I say I'm fat I don't want to say that as a self-deprecation anymore. I am fat and It's nothing to laugh about.
It's just my insecurities that can be used against me, It's not something that I used against myself.
My face is quite greasy and I'm just overall kind of a sweaty person because right now I'm just standing in my room right and I'm just recording this video.
It's not very hot I have my door shut however, I don't have a condition.
But I'm getting fucking sweaty because honestly, it's pretty fucking hot in here so yes I'm a sweaty person and that's just my problem.
And my face appears very greasy all the time, for example in my last video I showered right before making that video but people still called me greasy in the comments.
And you know what, it's fine. I don't know what to do about it but I'm certainly not going to joke about it.
Because honestly, it's my insecurity that I don't want to turn into a joke patent because.
*Random Noise*
I mean other people already have enough of a fun time roasting me for the greasyness of my face so let them have the time of their fucking life.
And yeah my pronunciation of English isn't perfect. I think I'm doing pretty well with English to be honest.
My grammar skills and my spelling skills are very very good. My spelling skills in fact are pretty intact and don't say "I say you're mom gay."
Because that obviously is a fucking joke that is meant to parody the people who type in the shit in the Youtube comments and stuff like that.
The spelling and grammar levels of my knowledge of English is pretty good and I just say that probably the level at which I'm studying at my university right now since I'm studying at a
Linguistic Faculty. It probably exceeds the knowledge of many native speakers, but however I cannot achieve a perfect pronunciation.
And I cannot achieve a perfect accent.
[British Accent]: I could of course try speaking like this like a proper British cunt.
[American Accent]: Or I can try speaking a like a proper American.
But I'm sorry but this is the way I fucking speak. If you can't understand me than you can get the basic idea that what I'm speaking.
Good now you can shut the fuck up. What I want you to do right is go try Russian for me and try to speak a comprehensive sentence in the perfect fucking accent and the perfect pronunciation.
And I'll see how you'll do and make proper fun of you.
And I dare you not to use any self-deprecation in that situation, alright
And my last insecurity is well that my content is not the best that YouTube has to offer. Obviously I'm very very busy with studying.
I have very very limited time to make videos to be honest. You know making a video for me takes a lot of time. It takes me between five and six hours to make one video including editing and all that.
And coming up with ideas can be pretty hard, so sometimes I might turn to relevant topics for attention. Sometimes I might turn to shit that I'm not even related to.
I would try to make a video about some YouTube drama that doesn't even fucking touch me.
And you know why? I'm trying to a keep a constant upload schedule on this channel and it's very fucking hard when half of your time, actually seventy percent of your time is taken up by studying.
Which is hard as fuck it takes a shit enough time and of course very little time is left for me to make a YouTube video.
So of course I acknowledge that.
So yeah guys so note that I'm not the best that YouTube has to offer. My content will never be as good as the likes of Colossal Is Crazy,
GradeAUnderA, H3H3Productions, Idubbbztv,
Many many other content creators on this channel (He means Community)
And honestly, I don't know why you're watching me. I think there is some kind of comedic effect to what I do.
I think there is some kind of interesting things that I tell on this channel. I know that I'm not the best kind of person to make videos on YouTube.
But I still think that I deserve a chance, alright. I deserve a chance.
So thank you for giving me a chance! *Laughter* You beautiful bastard!
That was so fucking bad.
And of course in my securities, I have much much less subscribers than Pyrocynical and other people who are in the commentary community.
Probably putting in a lot more or similar amount of effort into my videos.
And also studying at the same time. And yes it is true that I'll never pass Pyrocynical in subscribers and he's probably more entertaining and more funnier than me.
And it's fine you know everybody each does their own. I think Pyrocynical's videos are pretty fucking entertaining to be honest.
Yeah and you know I always put in a sarcastic joke saying "Huh guys I don't even have as much views as Pyrocynical, look I'm so fucking sad and desperate."
*Stomedy Retard Laugh*
And guess what It's fucking true, It's just the truth what do I got to say?
I'm not even half as relevant as Pyrocynical and It's depressing, but you know whatever I got to live. I got to live with what I have.
So yeah guys I was inspired to make this video by Chubbs' recent video. He made a video about Zoie Burgher being insecure, and about himself being insecure.
He made some kind of a challenge to himself and Zoie Burgher saying that "Let's make at least two videos, two videos after this one with any sort of self-deprecation without roasting yourself too much.
That kind of stuff.
And you know what I want to give myself that challenge aswell. Maybe not for two videos but for a bit of a longer time.
I'm probably going to fail this challenge anyway, but I'm going to try not to.
So I'm actually going to try to critique other people without making fun of myself because honestly.
So I'm just going to critique other people without making fun of myself because critiquing yourself while critiquing others just shows your weakness in that you know that if that person responds to your critique.
And he critiques you for point. You're kind of making these points before him so he's like: "Ha, this guy cannot critique me for being fat and ugly and my content being shit because I did it myself haha."
"Look how cool and swell I am."
So yeah for the next few videos I'm probably not going to do any self-deprecation. Even if it's a in real life video though for example like I had the Weight Loss Challenge.
Probably still going to use the self-deprecation in that video because honestly the topic of that video was just fucking self deprecation.
If not completely remove, I might just shorten that amount of self deprecation in my videos a little bit. That actually might improve my content once in awhile now because honestly my content
needs some improvment and hey this might be something that actually serves the purpose. Amazing right? Fucking Amazing.
Anyways guys thank you so much for watching this video. I just made a video on this topic because I felt like this needs to be said.
And honestly this is what I've been feeling recently on my mind and self-deprecation I use very very often and honestly I need to cut down on that shit so yeah.
So anyways I hope you did enjoy this video I didn't want to call out anyone I was talking about in this video because we're all fucking guilty on YouTube and on social media and twitter of self-deprecation.
We all fucking use it.
So yeah I hope you did enjoy I just wanted to make this little rant on top of my head. Just something that I've been feeling to say.
I think it was well structured enough so if you did enjoy it I might make some more like this so smash the motherfuck' like and I will see you guys in the next video.
*PEACE*
Swag